HYPER WAVE
By Lori Baltimore
Hyper Wave is the conscious stream of the Hyper real. It’s the state of mind detached from the real and overwhelmed with media. It concerns the pursuit of creating oneself as art, the raw materials of which is information. Truth and certainty don’t exist here, it is the Ad Hoc realm of Hyper Wave. Welcome!
HYPER WAVEFeb 04, 2023
00:00
33:05
Creepin’ on the Downlow
Ellie and I are in bed talking again.
Feb 04, 202333:05
Dolly Parton 2024
I sit down with Natalie Monroe to ask her some burning questions about wealth, bugs, and WWE.
Oct 03, 202235:41
I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A nephew of my Uncle Sam, born in the 4th of July.
Aug 28, 202201:00:22
They Call Me Mr. Boombastic
I’m sick or something and can barely remember recording this, so a description is out of the question.
Aug 21, 202235:42
Life Lessons and The Prompts
I’m bringing back calling things baller. I’m also bringing back calling people pimp
Jul 30, 202252:35
Every Dog Has It’s Day
This one’s motivational and kinda funny
Jul 09, 202243:04
Let Eminem say that One Word
I’m very drunk
Jun 26, 202225:16
The Final Answer on the Second Amendment
Don’t let people taint the idea of what this country stands for.
May 27, 202259:58
I’m Probably on a List Somewhere
This one’s a solid 4/10, I talk a lot about my relationship to my mom and other monsters
Apr 22, 202234:33
Do Werewolves Get Red Rockets?
I go HARD in the paint on this one
Apr 03, 202241:15
A List of Business Ideas You Cannot Use
Don’t even think about it CREST
Mar 17, 202220:58
Introducing: Hitler and the Nazis
My last episode was fucked so here’s a redo and I talk ALOT about Hitler
Feb 24, 202240:45
Human Caviar
It would probably cost $1,000,000,000 to successfully eat human caviar
Feb 16, 202221:07
A Quick One While I’m Drunk
I’m drunk
Jan 26, 202210:51
Lori B is Back!
I’m going to go live in my car!
Jan 21, 202247:22
Sad Boi Mad Boi: What is the Point?
It’s another sad Boi episode. I talk a lot about how deeply troubling the superficiality of life is.
Jan 14, 202254:42
Lori B ft. Twisted the Poor Boy Saga: Sad Boi Hour: Built Different Sponsored by Ford
This one’s a banger
Jan 08, 202241:00
I’m Rich AF but My Food is Bland
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE, IM PERSISTING DESPITE THE EXISTENTIAL ANGUISH *SMILES*
Jan 01, 202219:15
God is Real
First episode in a while guys, and it’s just me talking about purpose and god while I’m drunk. YIKERS
Dec 01, 202134:07
A Nightmare on Elm St: the Friend of my Dreams
This is for Robert Englund RIP
Aug 14, 202121:46
I List Every Serial Killer I Could Beat in a Fight
Read the title nerd
Aug 12, 202144:31
Anti Work means Pro Country
If you don’t wanna work find a redneck who will
Aug 09, 202130:26
Anti-Work means Pro Person
I talk about food for a while and then maybe say something interesting.
Aug 07, 202144:36
Raising the Bar, Mitzvah!
HyperWave goes Jewish. Now gimme your foreskins.
Jul 04, 202138:42
Welcome to the Anti Work Hyper Wave
This podcast is in an identity crisis
Jun 11, 202131:03
Would You Like a PEZ?
I’m gonna be the PEZ guy instead of the tootsie roll guy
Jun 04, 202124:49
People Won’t Even Call it a Scam
I talk briefly about how uncomfortable it makes me that everyone is just fine with working until they die.
Jun 04, 202110:56
It’s all a fucking scam
Listen at your own peril.
May 27, 202109:18
You’re Drinking Sand
This is a really humdinger
May 01, 202122:03
I Don’t Fuck with Silver Snakes
Root toot toot. All in good fun, jolly ho govna.
Apr 23, 202130:53
Super Quiet Whisper Time
ASMR for that a$$. We talk Son of Sam and Kidz Bop
Mar 21, 202107:37
Baby Freddy: The Nightmare Begins 4: the Reckoning 2: The Sequel
I talk shit about movies and drop a sweet treat down to your ear holes regarding my first theatrical endeavor.
Mar 12, 202135:14
Spanking the Monkey and 50 Points to Ravenclaw
This is mostly an episode about things I hate and people that suck. It’s a fun one, so buckle up and watch the road.
Mar 11, 202131:01
Giraffe Meat: Wouldn’t Even Care
Sloane joins me for another rapid fire Q and A about elephants and giraffe meat. We talk about Diet Coke too. It’s a hoot and a holler.!
Feb 25, 202121:29
Coke 2: Son of Coke 1
Been a while since I recorded for my little Baltismores. This is a good mashup of random things. I school you for a while on Coca Cola 2, which is a real thing.
Feb 12, 202140:46
If Joe Biden Were a Michael Jackson Song, He Would Be Ghost.
A little segment for my die hard day one fans that tat my name on their cocks.
Jan 21, 202120:40
Lori B, Back with Another EXTREME Episode of HYPERWAVE
Please, please excuse the sound quality. Decent stuff in this one. It just sounds bad. SORRY, you fickle bastards.
Jan 17, 202144:27
FUCK THE TROOPS, but Check Out These M&Ms
I’m all over the goddamn place with this one. I’m hammered at 2am.
Jan 03, 202137:31
M4N1C
Woke up feeling GREAT. Ranting like I’m driving down a Cocaine Parkway.
Jan 02, 202107:01
It's 2021 and We Got Supa' Water Out Here
HAPPY NEW YEARS my Baltis'mores!
This is an episode dedicated to hyping you up for the new year. LETS FUCKING GO
Jan 02, 202126:48
Would You Rather ft. Sloane Schazinski
In this episode of HYPERWAVE I sit inside a fish bowl with the lovely Sloane to play an innocent game of Would You Rather. We talk Communism, Rocky Balboa, Jackie Chan, and Ferarris. It's a real slappin' banger of an episode guys. There's probably a lot more that we covered, but I've been drunk for a couple hours now and I don't entirely remember the episode if I am being honest.
Dec 28, 202043:23
I Need a Blowjob and a Cup of Coffee
XMAS EVE SPECIAL
Dec 25, 202026:07
A Really Bad Episode
Made this on the spot cuz I feel great. A bunch of totally ignorant trash. Horrible production value. Probs will delete
Dec 05, 202018:57
LoriB@Fmail.com Forward Slash FOOFLE
This one is ALL over the place guys. #FREEBRITNEY. A true variety episode with a ton of standup ideas and true stories. A bop, if you will.
Dec 04, 202049:16
Striking Gold on Boys Booty Holes
In this episode I talk about how to be funny and why you should give up on your dreams. Then I dabble in To Catch a Predator and how the government is corrupting our sweet babies.
Nov 21, 202031:34
Why’d You Leave Your Keys Upon the Table? You Wanted To.
This is a deep dive into how I want to die. It’s more funny than sad, unlike my life.
Nov 15, 202029:00
The War on the Clitoris and PCP
We talk about drugs and sex. It’s very racy. I do my new segment Letterbox where I answer fan mail from you hooligans. Tune in, brah!
Nov 13, 202030:07
Get in Noob, We’re Going to Wing Stop
I talk a lot about women for a while. There’s some professional wrestling and soda in the mix, but I top it off with a story about a homeless man with perfectly groomed testicles. Dive on in. Brought to you by Outback Steakhouse.
Nov 06, 202044:60
We Are All the Turin Horse
I attempt to redirect my negative energy toward work into a totally pseudo-philosophical tirade about consumerism and existential crisis. We also two happiness and sorrow. It SLAPS folks.
Oct 30, 202031:08
MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT
This episode is dedicated to the King of Pop.
Oct 26, 202034:55